An open letter to Hugh Jackman

Dear Hugh,

Ok, I get it… you’re an outrageously talented, actor, singer and dancer,
Hollywood, Broadway and TV über-star.

The ugliest photo I could find (courtesy paulcush.com)

You are an incredibly devoted husband to Deborra-Lee and loving father to Oscar and Ava.
A generous philanthropist, you support and raise awareness of numerous charities and community projects. You’ve been voted the “Sexiest Man Alive”.

Your mantelpiece is groaning under the weight of awards including an Emmy and two Tony awards, as well as Theatre World, Broadway Audience, New York International Independent Film & Video Festival, Australian Film Institute, Film Critics Circle of Australia, People’s Choice,
Teen Choice and Scream awards and now a Golden Globe. You might be adding to the collection with an Oscar.

You’ve hosted the Oscars and Tony Awards to critical acclaim. You’ve played (in no particular order) characters as diverse as Wolverine, Jean Valjean, The Easter Bunny, Van Helsing,
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The perennial nice guy, your dazzling personality and laconic Australian humour shine through in every interview and appearance. Everyone loves you, there are no skeletons in your closet,
you don’t try and run over paparazzi or throw phones at hotel staff.

I hope you realise just how much you make all us other Aussie blokes feel totally worthless and inadequate. Congratulations on the Golden Globe, you bastard.

Regards,

Steve Williams

©Steve Williams 2012

*This piece was published in the sadly now defunct The Punch by news.com.au

Boy of Summer

Having spent the last eight years living in a country with only one season — ok, one and a bit at a stretch — it was a refreshing and welcome assault on the senses to recently spend two weeks back in a Sydney summer.

Balmoral Beach sky the colour of ” ” (via iPhone)

I always find it fascinating how sights, sounds and smells can conjure up images in your mind, like one of those old clattering film projectors you had in school several lifetimes ago.
That was when you felt totally trapped in a sweaty, sweltering demountable classroom with no air conditioning, willing the bell to ring while fidgetingly-enduring some tedious nature documentary you’d probably find quite interesting now almost forty years later — but I digress.

The first flashback of summers past was triggered by that truly unique fragrance of wet beach towels, then in no particular order the smell of a real Christmas tree, coconut oil, and sights of kids riding their new bikes from Santa with the pristine paint glinting — but not for long after a few inevitable “stacks”.

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and sadly the threat and devastating reality of bushfires, which evoked memories of still-smouldering Eucalyptus leaves falling out of a ominously smoke-hazed sky at Palm Beach years ago.

On a slightly brighter note, who can forget that valiant quest for a parking spot in a shopping centre or at the beach — with the moment of unbridled joy when you see the magnificent white aura of reversing lights appear before you.

In case I needed any reminding I was smack bang back in the middle of a glorious Sydney summer, this announcement was made on the ferry to Watson’s Bay, “If anyone’s interested in the cricket, Australia are 4 for 251”.

Words and image ©Steve Williams 2012

Royal Radio Prank — Ethics v Ratings = Dead Air

“No. Next?” If only that had been the conversation in the “Hot 30 Countdown” production meeting at Australian radio station 2Day FM.

That’s at the core of the so-called “royal radio prank”. The idea of a prank call to a hospital, no matter how innocent the intent, should have been rejected instantly. Insensitive, a waste of hospital staff’s time and simply not funny. Unfortunately ratings got in the way of ethics, and you know the rest.

I’m out of 2DayFM’s target demographic, but I believe prank calls are the laziest and lowest form of radio “entertainment”. The defence that radio prank calls have been around “forever” is flawed. They may be the staple of many radio shows, though I can’t recall any prank calls made to a hospital where a very sick woman in the early stages of pregnancy is being treated. Comparing this to Candid Camera, Punk’d and so-called “gotcha shows” is wrong — there wasn’t a “gotcha” moment, and those “got” did not give permission for their conversation to be aired.

There is obviously much more to play out, claims and counter claims between 2DayFM’s parent company and the hospital, talk of possible legal action concerning listening and surveillance devices, misleading and deceptive conduct, sharing of confidential information, breach of broadcasting codes — the list goes on.

Some basic questions. Who at 2Day FM approved the call to go to air? Why wasn’t permission sought and given? (The station claims it was sought, the hospital denies this). Why was a nurse answering the phone at a private hospital? Did Jacintha Saldanha receive adequate support from her employer? There are more, but these are the most pressing.

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Why was it only the two of them sent out to tearfully face the music? I assume the program’s Executive Producer, 2DayFM’s Content Director, General Manager and legal team are being interviewed tonight.

Unfortunately they can’t hit rewind and have someone say “no” in that production meeting. Hopefully that word will now be used more often at 2DayFM, but given the station’s dubious history, I won’t be holding my breath.

UPDATE December 12: 2DayFM has announced “advertising profits for the rest of 2012 will be donated to an appropriate fund that will directly benefit the family of Jacintha Saldanha.” A minimum AUD$500,000 will be donated. Cynical media observers are suggesting this is a form of emotional blackmail for advertisers who cancelled to return to the station. 2DayFM also cancelled the Christmas party — an understandable move to attempt to claw back some favourable PR. Hardly surprising, but there were no TV appearances last night by any 2DayFM staff involved in the “prank”.

©Steve Williams 2012

Random Swill Munich images

Munich is one of my favourite cities. Something fascinating presents itself at every turn…

Images ©Steve Williams 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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