If you live in Australia, you would know there is a federal election on Saturday. If you don’t, you’re a moron and don’t deserve to exercise your democratic right, or left.
One of my favourite bits about the election is the advertising blackout on all electronic media, when the good people of the wide-brown land are finally spared the onslaught of moving images of earnest politicians begging for your vote, while simultaneously dumping a bucket of shit on their opponent/s.
In celebration of, or to mourn the advertising blackout (depending on your masochism pain threshold), here is a clichéd veritable smörgåsbord of random election commercials.
If only all election ads were as good as this one…
I don’t recall Kevin or Tony offering to make me angel hair pasta.
At least they haven’t attempted comedy — I’m still trying to decide if this one is…
Even the #huckchuckfacts hashtag is lame.
Never mind, here’s a patriotic, stirring number from Ukraine…
I like the old baba having a sneaky shot of rocket fuel. You would need it to be an extra in a political commercial.
Speaking of costumes…
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How about special effects?
I realise this was for a school board election, but it’s brilliant. I hope Christopher didn’t have his arse sued off by George Lucas.
The special effects budget for this next one was about $1.26.
Demon sheep! Run! Run for your lives!
Ok, sheep aren’t overtly sexual *insert hackneyed New Zealand line here* but Herman gushes sex appeal…
I hope that’s real. Vladimir has gone the sexy root route as well…
You would vote early and often. Though the piece of resistance is from the Australian Sex Party. Yep, we’re all f*cked…
words ©Steve Williams 2013