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The attraction of these people is easier to understand than Brexit
1. The laws of cricket. Or simply, cricket.
2. The justification of anti-vaxxers (actually no, Brexit is easier to understand than these dangerous morons).
3. Donald Trump.
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5. The plot of the movie Inception.
6. The meaning of the song Blinded by the Light. “Madman drummers bummers…” WTAF?
7. Explaining The Canterbury Tales to someone (no, it’s not about rugby or rugby league).
8. This: Do neutrinos have mass? (Hint: neutrinos are not a breakfast cereal)
9. Why anyone would watch a Kardashian doing anything.
It has taken me a few overs to process the fact those great Australians at Cricket Australia are calling for beach cricket to be included as an official sport in the 2024 Olympics.
There have been howls of laughter and protest at this visionary proposal, but I humbly suggest
if golf, rugby, and that bit where leotard-clad gymnasts prance around lobbing a ball and twirling a ribbon on a stick are Olympic sports, then why the hell not?
The Sri Lankan Olympic team is the gold medal favourite
Before the first Olympic beach cricketers proudly stride out onto the sand, there will need to be a lot of meetings in the hallowed chesterfield-stuffed rooms of Lord’s to nut out the details, though a few of the rules of Olympic beach cricket have leaked under the door.
*Holding an alcoholic beverage while batting, bowling or fielding is compulsory.
(Imagine seeing Mitchell Johnson thundering in from the Carpark End nursing a stubbie-holder.)
*Olympic beach cricket must be played with a mangy tennis ball (one that has been half-chewed / slobbered on by a Labrador).
*The stumps will be fashioned from bits of driftwood or random stuff scrounged from the beach
or garbage bins (“garbos” to use the correct beach cricket vernacular).
*In case of bad light and for day / night matches, headlights from player’s cars can be used.
*Tip-and-run is compulsory (this is apparently also known by some ignorant cricket heathens
as “tippety-run”).
*The “You Can’t Get Out First Ball” rule will be in play at all times.
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*Sledging is compulsory (especially among family members).
*Bonus runs will be awarded for catching a ball in your hat. Even more for catching the ball in your boardshorts. Even more for catching the ball in your budgie smugglers / bikini.
*The “You’re Out If You Slog The Ball Into The Water” rule will be enforced. (I can foresee some pushback on this. Personally I’m not a fan, if you have a player positioned at deep backward point waist deep in ocean, it can lead to Classic Catches that would give Shane Warne apoplexy.
*There will be no umpires. Every decision on the field, even if bleedingly obvious must be met with cries of “That’s bullshit!”, with bonus runs for a tearful tantrum and knocking over the “stumps”.
*When a ball is hit for six, the youngest person on the field must retrieve it, proceeded by “goandgetthatwouldyamateandgimmeanotherbeerfromtheesky.”
*Once a batsman / batswoman? reaches fifty runs, they must start hitting catches (preferably to the dehydrated, sunburnt kiddie who previously retrieved the ball and the drinks).
*The act of “taking your bat and ball and going home” must be met with the response of “Aw, ya wanker!”
I look forward to Cricket Australia vigorously lobbying those IOC types for the inclusion of beach cricket into the Olympics, and eagerly await the bowling of the first dog-slobbered ball in 2024.
