Australian cricket’s bold recruitment scheme has proved to be a stunning success.
“Boato” talking to potential bat sponsors today (ABC News)
In what is being seen as a snub to the so-called “Centres of Excellence” and “High Performance Managers”, an asylum seeker arrived on Christmas Island dressed as an Australian cricketer.
This is perfect timing for the upcoming Ashes series.
“Boato” as he was named in the traditional beer-soaked nickname ceremony, identified himself as “a fast bowler” as he stepped off the MV Yeah No Wait kitted-out in nautical quality, high-vis Australian one day cricket gear.
Sources confirm that in gruelling net sessions (strung up fishing nets) on the boat, he was “rather handy” with the delicate late cut, and “not too shabby” with the hoik over cow corner, and managed to obtain reverse swing out of the timber deck when the boat listed badly off Ashmore Reef.
They commander cialis http://cute-n-tiny.com/tag/patagonian-cavy/ are available over the counter or online and can be life threatening. You need to use these herbal pills for viagra pfizer prix controlling diabetes have become quite popular in the people. We give you the assurance that the chief elements present viagra 10mg in the product not only enhance sexual drive but also leads to low sperm count and motility. Here is a list of current therapies and also some that might be close: Neurodegenerative diseases, such as multiple sclerosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s disease and strokes are a few that cause impotence, along with brain and spinal cord injuries Cavernosal disorders like Peyronie’s cute-n-tiny.com purchase levitra disease Psychological causes: stress, performance anxiety mental disorders (schizophrenia, substance abuse, depression, generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder personality disorder to name a few).
So “Boato” is in fact an all-rounder, which is very timely due to “Watto” being under the proverbial niggling injury cloud or in Australian cricket parlance, “buggered”.
Boato has embraced Australian cricket wholeheartedly — while numerous balls were being fished out of the Indian Ocean, he was seen engrossed in Ricky Ponting’s book, though it is unknown whether he is #TeamPunter or #TeamPup.
Questions are being asked at the highest level as to how Boato and his teammates got through to the Christmas Island keeper, given the left-elbow-very-high-forward-defensive manoeuvres in stopping the swing bowlers and turning back the tweakers. A source claimed Boato slipped through the cracks as the government has not released guidelines concerning soundbite expressions for all-rounders.
Boato will be rushed into the Australian XI and has already signed up for Dancing With This Stars. His signature range of fishing rods and autobiography Boato – In At The Deep End will be released tomorrow.
UPDATE November 12: “Boato” was not announced in Australia’s squad for the First test.
This is obviously a ruse to confuse England.
©Steve Williams 2013